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privilegedenyingfeministcunt:

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yeezytaughtme:

“In year 7 you were already uncomfortable around me, so I manipulated our teacher into putting us together for a project and when you didn’t want to come to my house, instead of meeting in a neutral place like a library, I did the entire project so that you’d owe me. In year 8 I gave you a bunch of gifts, a really inappropriate quantity, and continued to do so even after you made it abundantly clear that you didn’t want them. By the time the school disco rolled around in year 9, you knew me well enough to know that I wouldn’t take no for an answer, so you made up an excuse and left the whole dance to escape from me, and somehow it’s me and not you who got the worst end of that stick. In year 10, I bought you another grossly inappropriate gift that required you to spend time with me in order to use it, and when you misunderstood how I wanted you to use it I didn’t say anything but just stewed on that information. And now, in year 11, I’m going to publish my victim complex and the entire history of how I’ve stalked you over the past five years, comfortable in the knowledge that because I’m a man, I will be taken seriously and you’ll be vilified.”

She has every right to think boys are dicks. Here’s example number one. This post is really really gross. He shouldn’t get a certificate; he needs to get a restraining order.

toby walters: world’s creepiest asshole

so then i have every right to think girls are cunts amirite???

Since this is very relevant towards a recent reblog, I couldn’t resist.

Here, ladies and gents, is a perfect example of ignoring female hypocrisy in favor of demonizing a male for trying to live up to female standards, getting jack shit, and being upset over it. 

And before anyone starts crying out “SHE DOESN’T OWE HIM SEX ANYTHING!” let me just point out that he certainly didn’t owe her gifts, good grades via a project, a dance - anything. 

But frankly, this isn’t an instance of give and take. This is an instance of complaining where you don’t really have the right to. 

“Guys are dicks.” Here’s one guy who wasn’t, and you effin ignored him. Don’t whine about the guys who are dicks when you don’t seem to like the ones who are nice, either. 

Basically, if you claim/imply that you want/don’t want a certain characteristic in a person and don’t follow through with it in practice, don’t bitch, because you’re the one who’s choosing not to follow through.

If she made herself clear, then why on earth would he continue to persue her like that?

Oh right…it’s because she ALLOWED it to happen. What women wouldn’t? Play ignorant to the fact that he maybe sorta likes you and be nice to him just enough so that he’ll keep buying you nice things and taking you out the odd time. Fuck this girl. that guy has every right to be pissed off at that self absorbed bitch.

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awesomephilia:

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IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

After watching the infomercial it finally makes sense. there’s an alarm on the cabinet…

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discovers:

OMFG THAT ASS! EUFGHBREDJFBOJK FUCK ME

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terribletempertantrums:

Did I mention, my leg is 44” from hip to toe? So basically we are talking about 88” of therapy, wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000 dollars.

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concretecloudrain:

venom.

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